Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
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