Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
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