Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
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