your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
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