he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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