You really coming over, don't trick.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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