If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
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