I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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