There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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