you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
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