So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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