every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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