Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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