OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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