For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Life without a bra equals bliss.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
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