friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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