She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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