i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
These tits shall not be calmed
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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