the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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