I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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