So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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