I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Randomize
