I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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