My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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