No stitches, just platelets and will power
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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