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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.

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(561): View more from Florida

If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.

(1-561): View more from Florida

Agreed

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(801): View more from Utah

let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth

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(708): View more from Illinois

I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.

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(985): View more from Louisiana

He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.

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(416): View more from Toronto

Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void

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(256): View more from Alabama

My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.

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