What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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