No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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