Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
It all started with a game of naked twister.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
There are leaves in my underwear?
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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