Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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