why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
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