Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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