If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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