i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Randomize
