normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
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