I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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