Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I told him that if he cleaned the bathroom, I'd blow him. You could eat off the toilet. Seriously, get over here. This is the cleanest you'll ever see it.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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