Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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