ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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