READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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