is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
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