just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
He better not be in your backpack
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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