yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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