I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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