did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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