Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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