If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
Randomize
