I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
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