I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
Randomize
