we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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