five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
And for some reason every time I get drunk I just want to tell you that I have a mini secret personal fan club of your dick
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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