You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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