they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
vagina is talking i cant
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
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