You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
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