i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
