Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
